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Assortment of Jokes

Good job! That’s it for the technical info. Take a break and enjoy a few laughs:

1. I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners? ... Not a fan.

2. A HVAC repairman was on my street today and he asked me what time it was.

I replied “It is between 1 and 8 pm.”

3. Why are PCs like air conditioners? They stop working properly when you open

Windows!

4. Always look for a HVAC technician that has their ducts in a row.

5. Two women were having lunch when Woman#1 casually exclaimed that just

yesterday she found her husband dead in the living room. “Oh my gosh... what

did you do?” said Woman#2. Woman#1 said, “the only thing I could think of

when I need to get his attention... I adjusted the thermostat and he popped

right up....”

6. SmartAC.com ... Making AC cool since 2020.

7. Did you know that the sun is the biggest space heater?

8. Never mess with the HVAC technician in winter ... He’ll probably be packing heat.

9. HVAC tech to homeowner: “Your furnace has a few problems. But things could be

a lot worse.” Somewhat relieved, the homeowner replies: “Oh, that’s good news.”

HVAC tech: “I know. It could be my furnace instead of yours. That would be worse.”

10. Heater jokes? ... Uncool.

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