User Guide

SURRENDER (F12 X2)

If you are unable to face it anymore, you can surrender. The

humiliation continues however, as your team remain waving little

white flags, for the other teams to pick them off in a totally

immoral way!

But that’s not the end of it…

Well you didn’t think we’d tell you about every weapon in the game now,

did you?

So make sure you collect those weapon crates – who knows, the fabled

Concrete Donkey may even make an appearance...

PETROL BOMB (F10)

Really hot stuff - an urban favourite. You can smash the bottle

against a wall and watch the flames drop on an unsuspecting

victim. Best used in confined spaces.

• Use the up and down Arrow Keys to move the cross-hair and press the

Spacebar to fire (the longer you hold the Spacebar, the stronger the shot

will be).

PRICELESS MING VASE (F10 X2)

Drop this like Dynamite and run. After 5 seconds it will explode,

sending pieces of china (the material, not the country)

everywhere, much to the disgust of antique lovers.

SHEEP STRIKE (F10 X3)

Death by mutton from the skies. Similar to Air-Strikes, except five

Sheep are dropped instead. Being fluffy, they also bounce on

impact causing much more damage than a normal Air-Strike.

MAD COWS (F11)

Frothing mad cows intent on mass destruction.

• Unleash them by pressing the Spacebar. If you have more than one, you

can release them in a mad herd by pressing keys 1-5. Being stupid, they

will make no effort to get over an obstacle and just explode instead.

Each Cow can do up to 75 points of damage.

OLD WOMAN (F11 X2)

Press Spacebar to set the old lady wandering around,

complaining about the price of tea and mumbling about the

good old days, before violently exploding. An erratic but

fun weapon.

This old girl causes up to 75 points of damage.

SKIP GO (F12)

If for some reason you feel that you needn’t cause any wilful

decimation during your turn, you can skip it by pressing

the Spacebar.