User Guide

Introducing Your Host ... Van Tastic!
Hey there all you twisted sickos! Welcome to the show! The object of this crazy game
is to compete against a group of bloodthirsty contestants in a series of lighthearted
and (hopefully) lethal battles. The battles are fought over a series of four increasingly
strange and challenging stages. You’ll have to successfully complete all the battles on a
stage before you can advance to the next. Whether it’s another outlandish battle arena,
sophisticated weapon, or oddball contestant, you’ll unlock something new every time
you win a battle!
The lucky devil who survives all four deadly stages of fun will win the game
and find out what’s behind the door of our vault. That’s right, it’s ...
The Prize!
Now, I can’t tell you what The Prize is exactly, but what I can tell you is that it’s
everything your little heart desires ... if you’re ruthless enough to claim it!
Can’t wait to get your greedy mitts on the fabulous goodies in store for you?
Well, settle down, you drooling maniac! You’ll get your chance soon enough.
And now,
here’s the man you’ve all
been waiting for. He’s talent personified,
a dream come true, and a really beautiful person ...
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