User Guide

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Sushi Guy
He sells Sushi-To-Go.
This Food is worth 30 points of life.
Tourist
Her flash will hurt you and blind you for a few
moments, and do damage to you.
Wahine
Hula dancing doesn’t hurt you. It’s only a problem when
other dangerous Earthlings are around.
Wiseman in a Carrot Suit
The Wiseman will identify any Unidentified Present for
2 Bucks. He will also give you your Promotion when
you have enough Points for one.
Yeti
He is a Master of Disguise. He tries to poke
you with a sharpened pencil.
PRESENTS
There are tons of Presents in the game
of all different shapes and sizes. You will
need to learn to use each of them in order
to make your way to the Anti-Funk.
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Medusa Baby
In addition to turning you to stone, she causes either 3 or 5
of your Identified Presents to get randomized.
Mole
He will steal your Presents. Catch him above ground, or
convert him or touch him, to get your Presents back.
Nasty Little Girl
Don’t let anybody see you get killed by little girls. Her
kick doesn’t do a lot of damage, but she is persistent
and hides a lot.
Ninja Bunny
He uses the ancient Ninja art of bunny disguise.
Keep moving to dodge his kick.
Pomeranians
Don’t mess with Pomeranians, man.
These little dogs are seriously scary.
Rich Lady
She doesn’t do much damage, but her little dogs
are pretty scary.
Santa’s Elf
Catch him and get a Present.
Shark
If you get caught in the water, try using
a Present to get away.
Shopkeeper
He sells top of the line Presents. He will also buy
any Present from you for 2 Bucks.