User Guide

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Bucks
Money makes the world go ‘round.
Bucks will let you buy all kinds of things.
You can pay tolls on some bridges, you
can pay off the Wiseman to identify some
of your Unidentified Presents for Two
Bucks, buy Presents from the Mailbox,
buy Funkify Notes from the Gospel Choir,
buy Sushi-To-Go, and if you’re lucky,
you’ll find a Shopkeeper. He’s got the
best Presents for sale.
Points
Points will help you to increase your Rank,
which is essential to converting those
pesky Earthlings.
Good Food
Good Food will keep your Health up, which
keeps you from dying! Good Food varies
from Fresh Pumpkin Pie to Fudge Brownie
Sundae. There are different point values
for each Food. You can also buy Sushi-To-
Go from the Sushi Chef, or catch the Fey
Baker for some Cake.
Bad Food
You do not want to eat this stuff if you’re
ToeJam or Latisha! You’ll lose points.
There’s everything from Stale Toast to
Maggot Filled Egg Salad with Vomit Sauce.
Mmm, mmm. But hey, if you’re Earl, he’ll
eat anything and be happy — all Food is
Good Food to Earl.
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Locked Presents
On some Levels there will be Presents to
“unlock”. When you find these Presents
they will be on Pedestals. When you
“unlock” a Present this means that it is
available for use in the game. If you have
any Presents in your Present Menu that
are locked, they will have a lock over the
Present icon. If you wish to unlock this Present type, search through the
Checklists of all of the Levels you have been though (by pressing the
Start button, and then scrolling up or down) to see which Level that
Locked Present on a Pedestal is on.
Risky Presents
Some Presents are Risky Presents. Risky
Presents have a certain percent chance of
backfiring. This probability is different for
each player character. When a backfire
occurs your Present gets treated as some
random bad Present. If you wish to fix
a Risky Present you can use a “Fix
Present” Present.
Unidentified and
Mystery Presents
Sometimes Presents are Unidentified,
and you won’t know what’s inside until
you open them. You can ask the Wiseman
in the Carrot Suit to tell you what’s inside,
for a fee, or you can use an Identify
Present Present.
Open Presents
You’ll find some open Presents on the
ground. Some Presents you can find are
High Tops, Spring Shoes, Laugh Blaster,
Funk Rhythms and Icarus Wings, just to
name a few.