User Guide

(18) GEAR YE! GEAR YE! & CLUB MEDIC
CLUB MEDIC
GEAR YE! GEAR YE!
KEEPIN’ IT SAFE
You’ve heard it before: “Youth is wasted on the young.” Yet it’s
also true that “Life is wasted on the living.” You can’t stay young,
but you can stay alive. Here are a few pointers in that
special science.
Hold your controller gently.
Break your thumbs in slowly, until well-calloused.
· Trees are living things. Try not to hit them.
Always wear a helmet.
Drink plenty of fluids.
Hold your rotation so you don’t smack your head.
Just say no to mullets.
Play Amped twice a day and call us in the morning.
Here we offer a roundup of some of the latest gear from the fall
fashion show—straight from the runways of Mount Millicent.
Remember to pick the best gear you can because it will affect
your skills on the mountain.
A SAMPLING OF STYLES FROM SOME OF OUR SPONSORS